Mexican Showdown


an awkward mustache a boy gets during p-b-rty. it only shows up if it’s unshaven for a matter of time. it’s almost like the adolescent version of a 70’s p-rno mustache, but barely there.
“yo, look at jacob. he’s grown up, he’s getting taller and i also see him rocking the mexican showdown.”
“haha, tim. you’re a d-ck.”

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