Mexican Sonagram
when a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man t-tty f-cks her with his p-n-s facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his p-n-s in the mess on her stomach.
guy 1: so your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?
guy 2: yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way i can defend myself is my threatening her with a mexican sonagram.
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