mexican surfboard
a guy lays down and a girl sits on his d-ck. she puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
guy 1: how did things go with you and rachel last night?
guy 2: great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
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