mexican swamp dog
after feeding a tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. once she starts to sh-t you shove your c-ck in her burning -sshole then wipe her sh-t in her eyes, thus making her howl like a mexican swamp dog.
continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a mexican swamp dog as well as sound like one. finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
i was in tijuana for business, so i picked up a hooker named margarita and she let me give her the mexican swamp dog
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