Mexican Train
multiple males lining up to have s-x with a pregnant female.
man, me and my buddies were running mexican train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.
a term originated in mexican prisons. a train consists of 7 to 10 men (usually of mexican heritage) “having their way” on a weaker more vulnerable man. damaged sphicter and colon are common results of a mexican train.
ramon and his group “familia de cinqo”, have given a new degenerate prisoner named randy the experience of a mexican train.
a brutal prison s-x game originating in guadalajara, mexico. the game is based on dominoes however has to be played by naked men in a semi-aroused state.
the person that loses has to push at least one domino tile under their foreskin or “dock el domino”.
traditionally played by h-m-s-xual inmates in some of mexico’s toughest jails, in recent years the game has found it’s way into some elitest circles across europe.
many european ski resorts have become a recruiting ground for ‘mexi trainers’ to learn the game and then take it back to their own country to play with unwitting friends.
anyone fancy a game of mexican train? it’s a brilliant game i learnt whilst on a ski vacation in the alps.
contrary to popular belief, this is not a card game, but rather a very slow lazy train that stops under every shade tree it can find for a nap.
my car should have been here weeks ago, but it was being carried on a mexican train.
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