mexican trampoline
a s-x position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man’s p-n-s. similar to a mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the u.s., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect p-n-s directly into the woman.
after i got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, i got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. i missed the toilet intentionally. i wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. my son’s babysitter walked in and slipped on it. while she was in mid air, i gave her an earth-shattering mexican trampoline
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