mexican velcro


a very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
while on vacation in mexico, i got the worst case of mexican velcro. i needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

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