mexican zeus
luke evans as zeus in the movie ‘immortals’
they put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. instead of coming off as a greek god, he looked like he took in way too much mexican sun. he’s still hot doe.
mason- wait? is he supposed to be zeus?
charlie- yeah man!
mason- isn’t zeus greek?
charlie- yeah man!
mason- are you sure?
charlie- well, maybe this one’s mexican!
mason- well, whatever. mexican zeus is still hot!
charlie- yeah… wait- what??
(mason looks around to make sure n-body caught what he said)
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