Mexicant

illegal immigrants from mexico.
deportation
buhbye
noah:did you guys see that gurl on jds arm last night at the show?

sarah:yeah, she seems nice but she’s a mexicant.
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a mexicant is a person of mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. combination of mexican and the contraction can’t.
pedro is a mexican because he works hard; whereas jesus is a mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work george gives him.
part of a funny line from “once upon a time in mexico.”
are you a mexi-can, or are you a mexi-cant?
a pessimistic mexican.
come on jose, you can jump that hurdle, don’t be such a mexican’t
term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.
boss: i knew when i hired you that you couldn’t cut the gr-ss right!! you’ve proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! why can’t you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
mexi-cant: ¡tú asno estúpido! ¡sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡no sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡paré!
mexi-cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) i told his broke -ss to learn spanish.
a person of mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. examples include:
– not speaking any spanish
– never having viewed a brick of pot
– does not live with at least 4 extended family members
– does not wear hoops (female)
– hates selena
– no mustache (male or female)
– jewish, buddhist, muslim or anything not related to catholicism
– hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
– thinks jessica alba is a real latina
– has no idea who pancho villa is
– says pan-cho vill-ah
– hates futbol (gooooooooooal)
man, maria-elena is such a mexican’t, she doesn’t even draw her eyebrows on!!!
a mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer
hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
hernandez- porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!
a failure at life, a mexican fence-jumper.
andrew sainz is a mexi-can’t.