Mexiholic

mexico + holic = mexiholic.
one who is -not- mexican, but has an intense obsession with mexican culture(food, people, clothing, music, the like…).

mexiholics…
-generally do exceptionally well in spanish cl-ss, out of pure enthusiasm.
-prefer you refer to them as senor/senorita/senora.
-have atleast 1/3 of their music as pop-latino.
-set their ipod in spanish.
-do not speak in english. they use spanglish(spanish + english).
-love to eat extremely spicy traditional mexican cuisine, despite their palettes not being able to tolerate the flavor.
-plan to name their kids spanish names.
-would rather watch “go, diego, go!” than family guy or american idol.
-would rather see a live mariachi band concert than a green day or kanye west concert.
-add tildes and accent marks on school notes, outside of spanish cl-ss.
-watch channel 195, or mtvtres. (latino mtv)
-look forward to spanish cl-ss.
-will kick your -ss if you say anything…anything which insults hispanics in any way.
-own atleast 5 serapes.
-vow to own a pet chihuahua when they grow up.
-have seen the movie “desperado” multiple times.
-plan to get the symbol in the center of the mexican flag(with the eagle eating the snake on the cactus)tattooed on one day.
-roll their r’s unintentionally in everyday sentences.
-secretly like the illegal immigration crisis.
-believe spanish>french, when it comes to romantic-sounding value.
-own more pesos than american money.
-will not have sweet sixteens. they will have quinceaneras.
charlotte is such a mexiholic. after downloading all of reik’s alb-ms to her spanish ipod, buying her tenth rebelde poster, and hanging out with her boyfriend, alejandro, she went to the pet store to get her own chihuahua.