mexistan
the country which borders the united states to the south. see mexico.
both margaritas and wh-r-s always taste better in mexistan.
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- Mexi-Style
adjective: used to describe the situation where hispanic day laborers pack a vehicle far beyond it’s normal occupancy capcity on their way to work early in the morning. can also be used whenever too many kids want to ride somewhere together, and some have to sit on the floor in the hatchback of the suv. […]
- mexi stash
the moustache that defined a nation. a very sp-rs-, dark moustache found on gangly mexican adoloscents (girls & boys). when i kissed guadalupe goodnight, her mexi stash tickled my lip. it was love. hair that is spotty and very dirty on a little mexican. it is also gangly and very straight. wow look at that […]
- mexitruck
mexitruck (noun): a road vehicle (usu. a pick-up truck in grave disrepair) over filled with junk and/or working equipment (ladders, lawnmowers, buckets) that has the p-ssenger area crammed with more people (most often of mexican decent, hence the name) than the vehicle can safely accomodate. almost always driven at a speed of 10 miles per […]
- Mousnaking
this is a variation of gerbling for straight couples. the man goes about the usual preparation of sticking a gerbil up his r-ct-m while the woman puts a snake in her v-g-n-. the two then press their -ss and v-g-n- together and let the gerbil and snake fight. this is a very pleasurable act and […]
- Moyanaise
a s-xual eruption that is spread on a sandwich when there is no mayonnaise is to be found from a human known as david. oh hey were the mayonnaise oh theirs no would you like some moyanaise ok david come here!