mez
a short way to say “mezmerizing” or “mind=blown.”
john: did you know spiders eat their babies?
mike: whoa, mez!
slang term for the actress meryl streep
1. omg, i just picked up 5 mezmovies for 20 dollars!
2. mez looked pretty hot at the mamma mia premiere, don’t lie.
to get one over someone by way of a disregard for personal respect.
i totally mezzed that c-nt out of the money i owe him.
noun: a player in call of duty who consistently kills himself more than anyone else in the game and blames the xbox for having technical issues.
a person who in creeps around high schools in his underwear wearing half a cantaloupe on his head screaming “im a hamster!”
an aircraft mechanic who breaks more items than he fixes.
woh! i was about to shoot mez and he just exploded.
“hey, are you 18 yet?”
an open end wrench and a hammer.
a noun. another word for ‘a really really cool twin’
me: “that mez is so insanely cool!”
you: “truefact”
a big fat perv.pervy perv…. perv
mez; perv perv perv perv perv!!!!!
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