Mezowatchi


a name you use for someone who you don’t know their name but know it starts with m. usually a blonde b–tch who doesn’t know left from right.
hmm… that dumb person there? you know her name… well i’ll just name her mezowatchi, cus her name starts with m but i don’t know it.

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