MFN
short for “motherfreakin'”.
pr-nounced letter-by-letter.
“ugh, that mfn b-tch killed me again!”
short for “mother f-ckin”
john: that guy was an mfn b-st-rd
billy: your d-mn straight
def: slang; mother f-ckin
background: danish, what danes would label friends who covet thy neighbors mother, used boat salesmen
whoppity mf’n do
i gotta take a mf’n dump. bad.
mother f-kin n-gg-
hey you mfn could u please p-ss the corn bread?
magic f-cking number.
the maintenance dept receives a call from production..
production: this machine isn’t working properly watch this.
the production operator hits a b-tton and it starts magically f-cking works.
maintenance man: another mfn.
production operator: but this machine messed up 7 times.
maintenance man: oh, don’t mind me, this is just another one of those cases where it runs right when you call me. 8th try’s the c harm—talk about a magic f-cking number.
a expression used instead of a typical curse word. stands for “mother f—— nation” it is used to describe: people, places, events, etc… it can also be used as a verb. originated at the roger williams university campus in bristol, ri.
“my electric bill is mfning high”
“mfn, i have to work”
“that man is mfning me”
“the fact that two other definitions of this word exist is big mfn”
stands for mother f-cking newbie.
bob: “hey, how’s the new guy working out?”
phil: “just like all the other mfns we have around here!”
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