MHD
stands for “mental health day”
when you’re too tired/lazy to go to work/school, so you call in sick. basically a euphemism for faking sick.
mom: billy, time to get up for school!
billy: but i am le tired.
mom: then have a nap.
billy: can i take an mhd?
mom: fine, you lazy piece of sh-t.
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