Mic Down Throat


what you get when you are singing at a wedding and the microphone is too close to your mouth. a dancer nearby b-mps into it and you get a mic down throat
dj: to the left, take it back now y’all…
dancer: oh so much fun, (clumsily dancing)
dj: right foot now y’all…
dancer: ahhh….oh my god
dj: (mic down throat) choking amplified

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