micah smith
anyone thats about 4 feet tall, a little bit socially awkward, but has biceps that tower higher than the great wall of china. he has the ability to pick up any human being with one hand, raise you above his head, and spin you on his pinky finger.
person 1: woah i think i just saw jesus today in the weight room. he was curling 500 lbs with 1 hand
person 2: nah man, that was just a micah smith dwelling in his natural habitat
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