michael bisping

a very talented fighter from england who won the tuf3 light heavyweight division. he currently fights in the ufc.
talker 1: yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping vs hamill fight?

talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.

an english mma fighter who currently fights in the ufc. he is an arrogant c-cky -sshole who talks like he has a 12 inch c-ck in his mouth and fights like he has one in his -ss. after talking much sh-t to a highly respectable dan henderson on the tuf show, bisping got ktfo by dan in the finale. bisping can be summed up in 3 words. p-ssy.b-tch.f-ggot
michael bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous pringles can sized c-ck spraying buckets full of j-zz in his mouth at all times.

dan henderson hit bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. he knocked the c-ck out of bispings mouth. this was previously deemed impossible because michael sucks d-ck so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the c-ck from his mouth.

michael bisping is a c-m guzzling p-ssy b-tch that couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

michael bisping cuts weight by sucking so many c-cks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour.

it is amazing that michael bisping has the energy to work out on a s-m-n only diet. but he does ingest about 50,000 calories of j-zz daily.

michael bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty -ssholes after practice.
michael bisping is an english mixed martial artist, who got the worst decision in the history of the ufc at ufc 75 against matt hamill. a fight that bisping clearly lost. he then went on too fight rashad evans at ufc 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
realising he was in a tough weight cl-ss he made the wise decision to drop down a weight cl-ss to middleweight. where he has fought three fairly easy fights. the best fighter he has actually beaten is chris “the cripple” leben. michael bisping is currently sh-tting himself as he is now lined up to fight dan henderson at ufc 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face anderson silva for the t-tle. with the obvious exception of hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a t-tle shot in ufc history.
that guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god i bet he is hoping for a michael bisping style decision
the greatest light heavyweight fighter of all time.
michael bisping beat matt hamill 10-6 all three rounds, and he’s gonna destroy rashad evans to, because he’s the best ever!