michael bolton


no talent -ssclown…….come on, someone had to add this….
“until that no talent -ssclown starting winning grammys”
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personally, i celebrate the man’s entire catalog. to me, it doesn’t get any better than when he sings ‘when a man loves a woman.’
why should i change? he’s the one that sucks!
1. a stupid “no talent -ssclown” who sings like he’s constipated aka the male celine dion.
2. character from the most kick -ss movie of all time office sp-ce.
michael bolton
use to be considered a “no talent -ss clown” that sucked, until doing the song “jack sparrow” with lonely island. now he’s a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would’ve thought?
this is the tale of michael bolton
an amazing character from office sp-ce who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
michael bolton was amazing in office sp-ce
an overrated, sh-tty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between david coverdale of whitesnake and my left t-st-cl-.
captain jack sparrow’s no.1 fan, someone who loves watching pirates of the caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
forest gump, erin brockovich and scarface
this is the tale of captain jack sparrow

pirate so brave on the seven seas

a mystical quest to the isle of tortuga

raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile

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