michael cera

a term used to describe a general feeling that an actor is merely playing the same type of character previously seen in another production. where it be a theater production, film, or television series.

the term came to prominence when audiences began to notice the acting of canadian born michael cera. beginning with his first large audience production “arrested development” and ending with “nick and norah’s infinite playlist” people began to notice that michael cera was merely playing a meek, level-headed, awkward, and bland normal character in every production.

today the acting skills of michael cera is used to describe innumerable actors that cannot develop or play a varying repertoire of characters.

alex: dude i can’t wait to see year one! it stars michael cera he’s hilarious!

matt: seriously, michael cera can’t act. he just plays the same nerdy awkward dude. have you seen all his movies?

alex: i saw superbad and i loved arrested development…well know that you mentioned it he does seen to be the same character.

matt: you got to realize dude, he’s a hack. all of the movies he’s been in have awesome scriptwriters and a great surrounding cast.

alex: what a douche…
hollywood’s worst victim of typecasting, next to jennifer aniston.

i don’t know if it has to do with his acting ability, or if he’s just surrounded by lousy screenwriters. but this guy plays a nerdy, awkward-yet-lovable wallflower in every f-cking movie he’s ever been in, singlehandedly turning the character into an annoying cliche.

everyone hates him now.
michael cera stars as michael cera in the following movies:

superbad
juno
nick and norah’s infinite playlist
paper heart
year one
youth in revolt
scott pilgrim vs. the world
a young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he’s in – the awkward, perpetually virginal p-ssy. will ultimately star in a remake of “the 40 year old virgin” 20 years from now.
michael cera reading his script for the next movie he’s in”

“i can’t talk to girls. the last time i felt a breast was in a bucket of kfc. every time a girl looks at me, i sh-t myself. i came in my pants just from watching the little mermaid.”

director: “that part is so you.”
everything ever to be in existance.
guy: i love you.
girl: no, you love michael cera
the act of trying to be younger than you actually are. in similarity to being like that of peter pan and never wanting to grow up.
person a: dude, i just want to be a michael cera.
person b: oh you mean that awesome actor?
person a: no, i just don’t want to act my age.
the act of receiving a bl-wj-b from one girl while another licks your -ss, and from time to time offering them “sippies” off your capri sun. may or may not be performed in a bathroom at a party, but should be done while standing.
john: dude! did you hear mike got a michael cera off those two chicks last night?

dave: didn’t have to i walked into it in the bathroom at the party. he didn’t even stop. what’s more shocking is neither did they.
a very poor actor who often preforms in a stilted and timid fashion.

plays the role of the socially awkward teenages in nearly all his film roles.

his role in hipster culture has made him an idol of hate from many people.

he is working his way to becoming the new mathew broderick. as in an actor who is a former sh-ll of themselves for relying on one or two cult films aimed at the youngish teen audience and then failing to find other roles out of comedy because they lack talent and whats worse, they’re not actually funny.
michael cera