Michael Gomes
the man they say who never blinks twice. because when he does, you would be dead.
they say you should face him in tetris, otherwise… you would be playing borderlands. of course, who the h-ll would play that.
the most feared modern warfare 2 player alive. when he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. when they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.
he is, the most interesting man in the world.
have you heard? michael gomes is the word.
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