Michael Guerin
a character from wb/upn’s “roswell”. is one of the “royal four” aliens who has a “destructive” power opposed to the leader max evans (who has a healing power). dates human maria deluca who affectionally calls him “sp-ceboy”. hobbies include riding his motorbike and painting.
he has a new york duplicate, which goes by the name of “rath”
you: “hey did you catch the last episode of roswell?”
me: “yeah! i thought brendan fehr as michael guerin was so hot!”
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