michael hwang
just the dumbest dude ever. he sucks at league of legends and everything else in life. he just wants to be like jason who is the awesomest guy ever. jason is his idol, his king. somewhere deep inside michael hw-ng is so jelly of jason that he’s peanut b-tter.
guy 1: dude what a loser he tries to be like jason the s-xiest man alive
guy 2: yeah that guy is totally a michael hw-ng.
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