Michael Keatoned
v.) to frighten or startle an unsuspecting individual with the clever use of a cardboard cutout of michael keaton’s torso. this is most effective when using michael keaton’s likeness from batman or batman returns.
-the utilization of michael keaton’s likeness from multiplicity or mr. mom often elicits the opposite of the desired effect.
“i awoke this morning in a haze. as i exited my bedroom, i opened my door only to be greeted with a 3 foot tall batman torso, scowling at me from beneath his cowl. i screamed like a tiny baby girl. i had been michael keatoned, and the taste was bittersweet.”
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