michael krisfalusi
a man from ligonier, pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a chupacabra.
his mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild chupacabra’s while vacationing in mexico. during this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
michael krisfalusi’s mother had s-x with a chupacabra
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