michael page
a dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. has no standards for his johnson and is proud. loves to play games such as “pull the pig” because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. doesn’t wear underwear as it’s seen as a barrier
female: “that guys such a michael page it disgusts me”
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