Michael Simmons


a very handsome, outgoing guy. always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. all around guy who every girl wants to be with.
(oerson)- i’m hungry.

(michael simmons)- nice to meet you i’m michael simmons.

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