michael springer
a 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having s-x with his girlfriend. also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. happy birthday michael!!!
d-mn, i’d f-ck that michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
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