Michael Worden


a term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. while there were many great men, a michael worden is one who rises above them all with his amazing s-xual prowess and powerful thumbs. btw, a michael worden also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.
that dude is totally a michael worden, i want to s-x him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.

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