michaelwanker


a guy named michael that is a w-nker. very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. high probability of being a hummers-xual.

small p-n-s and low stamina. 30 second guy at best. probably has man b–bs.
me: geez hairy palm guy you are such a michaelw-nker.

michael: (w-nking) yeah i know…oh..oh..oooh.

me: wow, that was quick.

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