michaera
michaera is a b-tch who everyone pretends to like. she talks about you behind your back and is super annoying. she’s really pretty but she’s fake especially around loved ones.
*doesn’t apply to everyone with this name just saying from experience*
michaera: hey
christopher:what?!
michaera: doesn’t alisha stink
christopher: yeah
michaera: well don’t tell her i said that she thinks we’re bff’s
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