Micheal Deyo
mikhail gorbachev a.k.a. micheal deyo an ex spetsnaz soldier and kgb operative. he was sent on a secret mission to the us to get intell on american life. but ever since the fall of the ussr the kgb doesn’t exist, so the mission is scr-pped. he is in denial of the fall of the ussr, and continues his mission in an unnamed town in the midwestern part of the us.
“you know who i wanna fight?”
“who?”
“micheal deyo”
“dude don’t you know hes a russian spy? he’d kick your -ss”
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