Michelob Ultra
amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.
person 1: would you like a beer?
person 2: what do you have?
person 1: just mich ultra. it’s good for you, you know.
person 2: nah, i’ll take something a little stronger. how about a water?
flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
i saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of michelob ultra. he’s watching his carb intake, you know.
what beer drinkers drink when they’re not drinking beer.
dude #1: “hey buddy, want a beer?”
dude #2: “no thanks, i have to drive home later. can i have a michelob ultra?”
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