Michigan

a nightmare that never ends.
horrible weather,lack of jobs,government is broke,roads suck.
take this from someone who lived there for over 10 years. i grew up there and the job market is awful. especially for those who want to go into the entertainment business.
the weather is bipolar. the price of rent is awful. you have to live here long enough to complain.
when its snowing in may. you know your in michigan.
1. the state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. a state where you can’t keep a job because everything’s either downsizing or moving to mexico.
michigan… i’m unemployed and cold… wheeeee!!
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
“independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility”
the state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.
n-body should live or p-ss through michigan
a.) a fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) an excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
d.) where snow is not a big deal in may.
4.) a place with a decent music scene.
e.) mexico’s biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.
a.) yeah, michigan’s not bad, except i’m getting laid off next week.
2.) the michigan wolverines are number 5. again.
d.) “h-llo, it’s may 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. tomorrow there’s a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties.”
4.) “did you check out that new band from grand rapids, still remains?”
“yeah bro. they’re so xmetalx. woot.”
e.)”2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now.”
1. a swing state for presidential elections…yeah, we matter!
2. consists of 2 peninsula’s…yes, two. the u.p. is equally a part of michigan.
3. is not called the wolverine state because of the presence of wolverines…but because of their commitment and working like “wolverines” during the cold war.
4. state with some sweet colleges.
5. yeah, it’s cold, but we like it!
6. we got all great lakes around us. beautiful, beautiful.
7. one word…pistons
8. we got the nimrods.
9. potholes-yes…unemployment? yes…
10. no state can be perfect, there are flaws, but michigan is an awesome state!
1. we vote democratic most of the time though.
2. the u.p. has the best stories.
3. we work hard, & it shows
4. michigan tech, central, concordia, ferris, michigan state, nmu, u of michigan (oldest state college in u.s.)
5. that’s why you get complimentary gloves when you enter the lower peninsula.
6. if you stay anywhere in michigan, you are within 85 miles of a great lake.
7. so what if they didn’t win the championship, they still got 2nd, they were defending champs and they lost in game 7, game 7!!
8. also, the bessemer speedboys and the kingsford flivvers were on the list for espn’s high school names.
9. yeah, so what
10. worddd
best state in the country.
michigan rules!
first line of defense against the canadians.
the canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of michigan.