Michigan Meat Tenderizer
a variation on the alabama hot pocket, the michigan meat tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman’s v-g-n- much like the alabama hot pocket. she then proceeds to ride the man’s p-n-s on top, probably hurting him. once he c-ms, she takes it out and squeezes the p-n-s as hard as she can.
dude, vida is disgusting, la’queesha gave him a michigan meat tenderizer last night and he loved it!
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