Michigan Pap Smear
while having unplanned -n-l s-x in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2’s p-n-s and if 2’s p-n-s happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own -n-l cavity and resumes the activity with 1’s hands on 2’s chest, neck, and/or arms. when the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2’s chest, neck, and/or arms.
dude, me and my boyfriend had -n-l s-x last night and i forgot to clean out my -ss. his d-ck popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. when we were done i turned on the lights and he had sh-t all over his neck!! he told me i gave him a michigan pap smear.
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