Michigan Strawberry


when you take a b-tt plug and stick it in the v-g-n- of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her b-tt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.
“you look hungry, babe. you know what’s in season this month? a fresh michigan strawberry. pop out the tampon, let’s do this right.”

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