Mickey Dip
the art of inserting one’s p-n-s into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.
john: thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. mickey dip?
peter: of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that -rs-hole deserves a kn-b in his drink.
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