Mickey Rourke


an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like diner and barfly, cr-pped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did sin city reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, “the wrestler”. he played a heartbreaking character named randy “the ram” robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.
example 1: mickey rourke deserved the oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!

example 2:

dude who doesn’t like mickey rourke: mickey rourke blows!

mickey rourke- (kicks dudes -ss)
the best movie murderer of all time.
“is that the best you got, p-ssy?” sin city
an obscure s-xual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the -n-s onto the face or chest
last night, i gave mrs. johnson a mickey rourke
the definition of “slimeball” not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. if his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don’t fill you with a sort of “ugh, i’ve had too much cheap pizza” nausea i don’t know what will.
these dishes are like mickey rourke. do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?

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