micro pig


the cutest pet ever. they are also very smart and can feel emotions. sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

also: microwaved pig meat.
kevin: so do you have any pets?
angela: yeah, i have a micro pig.
kevin: a what?
angela: a micro pig, she is called rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!
a slang word for microwaving pig meat which is becoming popular in the eastern europe
i would like some micropig and chips

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