micro trim
the act of getting a haircut, where one only trims a microscopic amount. to be considered a micro trim, one must not have to sweep the floor when the haircut is finished. usually used when growing one’s hair out.
lindsey: yes, i’d like a haircut please!
jaime: alright, mam, how would you like your hair cut?
lindsey: i’d like a micro trim!
jaime: what the h-ll is a micro trim?
lindsey: i want you to trim a microscopic amount from my hair. there should only be dust on the floor. kay? thanks!
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