Microbiology
the study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to hugh laurie’s from house. getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.
as in, “microbiology is too hard, i’m gonna switch to biology. d-mn! biology is to hard too. i guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone.”
that guy i slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. his c-ck was so big, he must have been a microbiologist
the study of bacteria and sh-t. biology that sucks.
i have to go to microbiology today. it sucks.
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