microcock
a p-n-s that is smaller than the b-llsack. often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microc-ck has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a ti-84 plus calculator made by texas instruments.
-wow, andy has a f-ckin microc-ck! it’s a quarter inch long!
-yay! my microc-ck grew by another millimeter! i definitely have to tell everyone on my mysp-ce.
bill gates.
i’m not giving $200 to microc-ck so i’ll hack windows xp activation.
a d-ck so small even a magnifying gl-ss can hardly detect it. had it not been for a hairy n-ts-ck, it would often be mistakened for a cl-t.
billy’s microc-ck turned his face red when suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.
very, very small (micro) p-n-s.
with so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see joe’s microc-ck. you’d need a microscope to find it.
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