micromomage
pr-nounced “micro-mom-age”.
launching a full-scale attack of motherly questions upon an unsuspecting child, usually occurring prior to an event meant to utterly confuse the prey. *mom approved*
(a.k.a. smothered)
micromomage: “steve?! don’t forget your socks! you’re going to need a water bottle! wheres your jacket?! take the dog out! don’t take her that way?” – mom (all within a span of 10 seconds)
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