micropanic
to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.
i responded to my coworker’s email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when i thought i had selected “reply all” and sent to my boss as well. i quickly realized i had only sent it to her.
i noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking i lost it, but was okay a second later when i realized i just had left it at home.
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