Microphallus
1. a p-n-s smaller than gw bush’s brain;
2. a cl-toris on a man;
3. a d-ck that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. a d-ck that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.
1. d-mn, lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. his microphallus was so small he could nose-f-ck her;
3. is that a “aaa” battery in your pants?
an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
p-n-s.
adjectival variant: microphallic
in a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, i did just as my friend suggested — i tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. in retrospect, i think the suction pump might have worked better.
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