microreach
the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes s-d-stic enjoyment when you have short friends
“i dont want to go to janie’s for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket”
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