microsoft glaze
a notional microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, gl-ssy expression some sheeple get when they praise microsoft products in the face of adversity.
i was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my linux box when the secretary’s microsoft glaze kicked in and she started praising visual c++.
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