microsoft sam
the sweet -ss dude that you can tell to say funny -ss words and he says them in a really funny voice. you really need to try this. its some funny sh-t.
-how to get microsoft sam-
1.click on start
2.click on control panel
3.click on speech
4.type some funny sh-t and let him say it.
-/-things for microsoft sam to say that are funny as sh-t-/-
just copy and paste
1. i am sam, hear me roar, b-tch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. n-gg-r
the most common default text-to-speech voice on microsoft windows computers. ms sam is often used to say funny words or to sound like a helicopter.
you may also know ms sam from the youtube series, arby and the chief; ms sam plays chief.
cl-ssroom friend, joe: “hey matt, watch this!”
microsoft sam: “p-n-s”
cl-ssroom friend, matt: “hah! you made him say p-n-s”
teacher: “hey! who said p-n-s?!”
a funny voice inside microsoft’s awesome xp.
if you type in ”soi”, its a roflcopter.
if you type in ”crotch”, you get crowsnest.
its funny
jim: hey tom, bob, and bill! look at this!
microsoft sam: soi crotch soi crotch
tom: rofl
bob: lmao
bill: roflmaoweabswwxfotvbiigtwxfanbistsooy!!!
the voce module that comes with 200 and xp to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..
funny things to make microsoft sam say:
1. p-ss! p-ss out the -ss!
2. ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
3. f-ck sh-t p-ss c-nt t-ts c-cksucker motherf-cker tw-t
4. just mash the keyboard and ask sam to pr-nounce what results.
the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pr-nounce words correctly
just try it in your computer and you will see it and microsoft sam is annoying
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