Microsoft Word
write letterz n’ sh-t, yo!
no example is needed, dude
a piece of sh-t word-processing program that lets you create text doc-ments… but before you do, it’ll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don’t want it to. mis-clicked anything? highlighted some text? well, for some mysterious reason, it’ll move it to another text file because it’s a flaming piece of cr-p. this is from microsoft, people! multi-billion dollar computer company! it can’t even create a reliable word processing program!
i just want to create an essay! don’t f-ckin’ change my text font size to 10! f-cking sh-t! i don’t want arial, you flaming pile of horse sh-t, times new roman you mother f-ckin’ sh-trag!
what the f-ck? no, i just want to f-cking add an image!
5 mb!? are you f-cked?
-sshole! get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! f-ck!
microsoft word? more like “microsoft f-cks you”. f-ck.
is the most piece sh-t program of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is no examples, just read the definition, microsoft word
the only way the illest mo’ f-ckas on the planet say “word”.
billy: yeah he bought the spinach.
johnny: oh, microsoft word!
a word-processing program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the h-ll notepad is.
grandma: i’ll just type down a reminder for myself in microsoft word.
grandson: why not just use notepad? its a lot quicker and uses less sp-ce.
grandma: what in the h-ll is notepad?
a way to comunicate in cl-ss without the teachers knowing especially when they are being pains in the -sses…(you ahve to have computers beside each other for this to work though)
lauren -types into microsoft word- -“omg this cl-ss is so boring..”
jenna types- “ya i know..hey you wanna ditch cl-ss tomorrow??”
lauren types- “for sure!!”
jenna types – “we gonna ditch english?”
lauren types- “of course!!!”
the most technical pice of sh-t in the world dosen’t even know the names of most mythlogical creatures
???????????? i hate this thing??????
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